If there's a wrong way to say it, a wrong way to play it,
Nobody does it like me.
If there's a wrong way to do it, a right way to screw it up,
Nobody does it like me.
I've got a big loud mouth, I'm always talking much too free.
If you go for tact and manners, better stay away from me.
If there's a wrong way to keep it cool, a right way to be a fool,
Nobody does it like me.
If there's a wrong bell I ring it, a wrong note I sing it,
Nobody does it like me.
If there's a problem I duck, I don't solve it, I just muck it up,
Nobody does it like me.
And so i try to be a lady I'm no lady, I'm a fraud,
And when I talk like I'm a lady, what I sound like is a broad.
If there's awrong way to get a guy, the right way to lose a guy,
Nobody does it like me.
Nobody does it, No, nobody does it,
Nobody does it like me!
