If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield
or an ottoman) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere (you know we just like go up there and hang out, maybe open the fridge
and stuff and there’d be food laid out up there like little pre-wrapped
sausages. They have pre-wrapped sausage but no pre-wrapped bacon.
Do you blame them?)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, Like a llama or an emu) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant
bones) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would Kraft dinners. We'd just eat more – and buy really expensive
catsups with it – that’s right all the real fancy expensive catsups – like
Dijon catsup! Yum!
If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's
cruel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.