If I Had a Million Dollars Barenaked
Ladies
A E D A
If I had $1000000 / (If I had $1000000)
E D
A
I'd buy you a house / (I would buy you a house)
A E D A
If I had $1000000 / (If I had $1000000)
E
D A
I'd buy you furniture for your house / (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
ottoman)
A E D A
If I had $1000000 / (If I had $1000000)
E D
A
I'd buy you a K-Car / (a nice Reliant automobile)
E D E
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your
love.
D E A
If I had $1000000 / I'd
build a tree fort in our yard
D E A
If I had $1000000 / You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
D E A
If I had $1000000 / Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere
(you know we just like go up there and hang out, maybe open the fridge and
stuff and there’d be food laid out up there like little pre-wrapped sausages.
They have pre-wrapped sausage but no pre-wrapped bacon. Do you blame them?)
If I had $1000000 / (If I
had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat / (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 / (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet / (Yep,
Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 / (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains / (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000 / We
wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000 / We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs
more.
If I had $1000000 / We
wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would Kraft
dinners. We'd just eat more – and buy really expensive catsups with it – that’s
right all the real fancy expensive catsups – like Dijon catsup! Yum!
If I had $1000000 / (If I
had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress / (but not a real green dress, that's
cruel)
If I had $1000000 / (If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art / (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 / (If I
had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey / (haven't
you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 / If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.