Nick: 
         You are woman, I am man, 
         You are smaller, so I can be taller
 than, 
         You are softer to the touch, 
         It's a feeling I like feeling very 
much. 
         You are someone I've admired, 
         Still, our friendship 
         Leaves something to be desired. 
         Does it take more explanation than 
this? 
         You are woman, I am man-- 
         Let's kiss. 
   Fanny: 
         Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
 
         Furnishing a bed in restaurants? 
         Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
         But guess who is gonna be dessert? 
         Do good girls do just what mama says,
 
         When mama's not around? 
         It's a feeling, 
         Oy vey, what a feeling. 
   Nick: 
         A bit of paté? 
   Fanny: 
         I drink it all day. 
         Should I do the things he'll tell
me  to? 
         In this pickle what would Nellie do?
 
         In my soul I feel an inner lack, 
         Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
 
   Both: 
         Does it take more explanation than 
this? 
   Fanny: 
         Just some dried-out toast in a
sliver,  
         On the top a little chopped liver. 
 
         How many girls become a sinner 
         While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
 
         Though most girls slip in ordinary 
ways 
         I got style--I do it bordelaise. 
         Well, at least he thinks I'm special
 
         --He ordered à la carte. 
         It's a feeling I like feeling very 
. . . 
         I feel the feeling down to my toes.
 
         Now I feel that there's a fire here,
 
         Try that once a little higher, dear,
 
         What a beast to ruin such a pearl, 
         Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
  
   Both: 
         Does it take more explanation than 
this? 
   Fanny: 
         Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' 
through me, 
         If I stop him now, 
         Can he sue me? 
   Nick: 
         You are woman . . . 
   Fanny: 
         You are man . . . 
   Both: 
         Let's kiss!