Vatican Rag Tom Lehrer

First get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosary beads
Bow your head with great respect
Then genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do most any step you want if
You have cleared it with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own Kyrie Elieson
Doin' the Vatican Rag!

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original

If it is, try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two- four- six- eight
Time to transubstantiate

Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria, Gee, it's good to see you
Doing the Vatican Rag (sorta dramatican), Doin' the Vatican Rag!