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Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ‘round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
What’s puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
I killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank held a general’s rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
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I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, “Who killed the Kennedys?”
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay Chorus
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners Saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
What’s puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game, shut up and right it down
Tell me baby whats my name
Baby, whats my name
Tell me baby whats my name
Tell me darlin’ whats my name
