| Star Trekkin’ |
Dr. Dimento
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Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Only going forward ‘cause we can’t find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know
it;
it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
(Lt. Uhura)
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. (repeat)
(Lt. Uhura)
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
(Dr. McCoy)
(Mr. Spock)
(Lt. Uhura)
(Chorus)
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
(Captain Kirk)
(Dr. McCoy)
(Mr. Spock)
(Lt. Uhura)
Chorus
by The Firm (Lister/John O’Connor)
Bark (UK) single #TREK 1, 5/87 (4:14) on Disc Two Track 2, Dr. Demento 20th
Anniversary Collection Rhino compilation #R2 70743, 1991. Reference material
from liner notes by Dr. Demento (Barry Hansen)
