Numbers I've got by the dozen, ev'ryone's uncle and cousin,
But I can't live without buzzin' - Pennsylvania Six Five Thousand!
I've got a sweety I know there, Someone who sets me a-glow there,
Gives me the sweetest "hello there" - Pennsylvania Six Five Thousand!
We don't say "how are you" and very seldom ask "what's new?"
Instead we start and end each call with "baby confidentially I love you"
Maybe it sounds a bit funny, when I'm away from my honey
Here's what I do with my money - Pennsylvania Six Five Thousand!