Open the Door, Richard!  
Count Basie, Louis Jordan, The Pied Pipers

    Open the Door, Richard,   (knock-knock-knock knock)
    Open the door and let me in,  
(knock-knock-knock knock)
    Open the Door, Richard, (knock-knock-knock knock)
    Richard, why don't you open that door?

   
- repeat -

I'm standing here diggin' in my hip pocket,
And I'm standin' here scratchin' in my pants pocket,
And I'm standing here gropin' in my coat pocket,
And I just can't find that key.
(knock-knock-knock knock)     Chorus