The Internet Is For Porn From Avenue Q (Awarded Tony for Best Score and Best Musical, 2004)

Trekkie Monster
The internet is really really great For Porn
I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait For Porn
There's always some new site, For Porn!
I browse all day and night For Porn!
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light For Porn!

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

Kate Trekkie Monster
I’m glad we have this new technology For porn
Which gives us untold opportunity For Porn
Right from you own desktop For Porn
You can research browse and shop For Porn
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop FOR PORN!!

The internet is for porn!
The internet if for porn!
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Kate (spoken):
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

And Brian, you buy things on
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Trekkie Monster (spoken):
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

. .yeah

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!

Words and music by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx