Novelty, Parody of Just the Way You
Are by Billy Joel
Don’t got padding
Your bra to please me
You never had much chest before
Mmm mmm mmmm
And don’t imagine
Your hoots as Judah
Cuz I don’t need a whole lot more
You’d probably leave me
If they were bigger
Your bust would keep me from your heart
Mmmm mmm mmm
I’d miss the good times
I love the flat times
I love your breasts they way are
I need to know that you will always wear
A trainer A cup 32
Oooh how could you think that they’re not pleasin’ me
The way that I’ve been squeezing you
I don’t want heaving mounds of cleavage
I never want to work that hard
Oooohhh
I just want something that I can fondle
I love your breasts the way they are
Are Whoaaaaaaa