Friends In Low Places     
Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one, you thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne                                                                                                          
And I toasted you said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain
 
    'Cause I've got friends in low places
    Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away
    And I'll be okay
    Yeah, I'm not big on social graces
    Think I'll slip on down to the oasis         
    Oh, I've got friends   in low places
 
Well, I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right, I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower
That you're livin' in     Chorus
 
I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright, I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady, I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass     Chorus