Wreck the Malls Bob Rivers Comedy Group

Wreck the malls this Christmas season, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit, Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it., Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
 
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Drive to K-Mart on his holly, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Tamper with their muzak system, Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Trade something for Twisted Sister, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.
 
Wreck the pet store, do some damage, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Send the beagles on a rampage, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Acting in an uncouth manner, Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Drop your pants and moon at Santa, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.