It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year Bob Rivers

It’s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It’s the most fattening time of the year
 
It’s the snack, snackiest season of all
While you’re shopping, you’re cheating,
Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It’s the heav, heaviest season of all
 
There’ll be turkeys for basting and stuffing for tasting
And giblets and gravy will flow
There’ll be cookies that Mom baked and leftover fruitcake From Christmas’s long, long ago
 
It’s the scale flattening time of the year
While your diet you’re blowing, there’s calories flowing
Straight down to your rear
It’s the scale flattening time of the year
 
There’ll be after-meal dozing and arteries closing, cholesterol levels will grow
It’s to cold to go jogging, too brisk for tobogganing,
So pass me a hot buttered roll
 
It’s the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Kris Kringles
Will tremble in fear
It’s the most fattening time, It’s a belt loosing time
It’s the most fattening time of the year