Flu Ride Bob Rivers Comedy Group

Just hear those noses snivellin',  sore throats tickelin' too
Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', you're fever's at a hundred and two.
Let's take some Alka-seltzer and a box of antihistimanes too.

We'll bring some kleenex with us and sing a chorus or two
Let's let my red nose lead us on a sleigh ride in spite of the flu

Perk it up! Perk it up! Lung it up let's go!
The junk's in the snow
We're coughin' in a wonderland of snow
Cough it up!
Cough it up! Cough it up! oh man!
There's some on my hand!

My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
Let's take some kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
We'll make our noses redder on a sleigh ride to go with the flu

My kid came home from pre-school with a cough today
He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
We'll be calling in sick to work until the diarhea stops
At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop.  Pop! pop! pop!

I took every medication I can legally buy
For the coughing, sneezing, wheezing and the watery eyes
I've been getting real drunk on Nyquil, I'll take Contact till I'm high
This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have to drive.

Just hear those noses snivellin',  sore throats tickelin' too
Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', you're fever's at a hundred and two.
Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with you.