Didn't I Get That Last Year?

Bob Rivers Comedy Group

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Marie
Didn't I get this last year?  Didn't I get this last year?

Same thing every year Aunt Marie
Didn't I get this last year?  Didn't I get this last year?

Some socks some socks and some tiny BVDS
But I can't get them up past my knees
Could you return them please Aunt Marie

Open this one first Uncle Bob
Didn't I get this last year?  Didn't I get this last year?

Try to act surprised Uncle Bob
But I got this last year? But he got that last year?

A tie, a tie, wider than a mile
With a pattern way out of style
With a pattern way out of style

Said my wife to the neighbors across the street
I think we got this last year?  I think we got this last year ?

What a thoughtful gift Peg and Al
I think we got this last year ?, I think we got this last year ?

A plant,  A plant, in a moldy mayonnaise jar
They must have dug one out of their yard
They must have dug one out of their yard

Said the Dad to kids on Christmas day
Didn't I get this last year?  Didn't I get this last year?

This is just exactly what I want, this is just exactly what I want
Just as much as last year, Just as much as last year

Surprise, Surprise, A coupon for some fries
That was really very thoughtful of you guys
That was really, very thoughtful
You guys

Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?