Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filletd by the fire
They poked hot skewers thru their nose
 
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat will really hit the spot tonight
 
And now when Santa’s sees his tray
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
 
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times, many ways
Tasty chipmunks, good food
 
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And so I’m offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry Chipmunks, screw you.