The Rodeo Song    Bird and Big McDonald

    Well its forty below and I don’t give a fuck got a heater in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo
    Its allemande left and allemande right come-on you fuckin dummy get yer right step right
    get off the stage you goddammed goof ya know
    You piss me off - you fucking jerk - get on my nerves

 
Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand he’s a one ball man and he’s off to the rodeo
   Chorus
 
(Instrumental)
(Repeat first verse again)