I don’t take no crap from anybody else… but you
I wear the pants around here… when I finish with your laundry
Cause I’m a man you don’t want to fight,
When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah, right!”
I’m the man of this house until you get home.
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
What I say around here goes… right out the window.
And I don’t wanna hear a lot of whining… so I’ll shut up!
The sooner you learn who’s boss around here, the sooner you can give your
orders, dear.
I’m head honcho around here, but it’s all in my head.
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
And I can have sex, anytime that you want.
Cause’ I’m a man that has needs… but they’re not that important.
And don’t expect any flowers from me –
Because if I’m not mistaken, you prefer jewelry,
I’m the king of my castle… when you’re not around.
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
And I’ll drink and watch sports… whenever I want to get in trouble.
And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready… to sleep on the couch
Cause a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do,
And I’ll do just what you tell me to
Cause I’m top dog around here, but I’ve been neutered.
