Mr. Five By Five Gene De Paul

Well, twirl my turban, man alive!
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big fat bouncing boys
Solid avoirdupois!


Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
     
Mister Five by Five
Got fifty chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

     That man
     Can really jump it for a fat man
     The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
     Whether he's comin' or ... or goin'


Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on his butter side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
   Chorus


Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do ...
From side to side ...
Mister Five by Five



Introduced in the motion pictures "Behind the Eight Ball" (Universal, 1942)
and "Who Done It?" (Universal, 1942)
(Don Raye and Gene DePaul)
Ella Mae Morse with Freddie Slack & His Orchestra
Harry James and His Orchestra