Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off George and Ira Gershwin, Fred Astaire (#5 in 1937)
(Eb, bridge Cm/A)
 
You say either and I say either,
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off.
 
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off
 
But Oh! If we call the whole thing off, then we must part.
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart
 
I like bananas and you like banahnahs
I say Havana and I get Havahnah
Bananas, banahnahs Havana, Havahnah
Go your way, I'll go mine
 
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter
Laughter, lawfter after awfter
Let's call the whole thing off,
 
But Oh! If we call the whole thing off, then we must part.
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart
 
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas,
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off.