The Internet Is For Porn

The Internet Is For Porn

From Avenue Q (Awarded Tony for Best Score and Best Musical, 2004)

Kate	Trekkie Monster
The internet is really really great	For Porn
I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait	For Porn
There's always some new site,	For Porn!
I browse all day and night	For Porn!
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light	For Porn!

Trekkie
The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

Kate	Trekkie Monster
I’m glad we have this new technology	For porn
Which gives us untold opportunity	For Porn
Right from you own desktop	For Porn
You can research browse and shop	For Porn
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop	FOR PORN!!

The internet is for porn!
The internet if for porn!
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Kate (spoken):
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Trekkie Monster (spoken):
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
. .yeah

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn!

Words and music by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx