How glad the many millions of Timothy's and Williams would be
to capture me
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance and I fell and it was swell
You're my big and handsome Romeo
How you won me I will never know
It's not that your attractive
But oh my hear grew active
when you, came into view
I've got a crush on you, sweety pie
All the day and night time, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with such emotion
Could you coo, could you care
For the cottage, we two could share
The world will pardon my mush
Because I've got a crush on you
Note: Carly Simon sings "Dirks and Mikes and Williams"
instead of "Timothy's and Williams". According to Michael Fienstein
(page 311 of his book), Ira HATED rhying "millions" and "Williams" - it wasn't
a perfect rhyme. He wanted 'How glad the many laddies, from millionaires
to caddies'.