If My Friends Could See Me Now Cy Coleman, Sweet Charity

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,
I’m eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine.
 
I’d like those stumble bums to see for a fact,
The kind of top drawer, first rate, chums I attract.
 
All I can say is ‘Wow’, look at where I am
Tonight I landed ‘Pow’ right in a pot of jam,
What a set up, holy cow, they’d never believe it,
If my friends could see me now.