If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,
I’m eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine.
I’d like those stumble bums to see for a fact,
The kind of top drawer, first rate, chums I attract.
All I can say is ‘Wow’, look at where I am
Tonight I landed ‘Pow’ right in a pot of jam,
What a set up, holy cow, they’d never believe it,
If my friends could see me now.