Sam M. Lewis, Joe Young, Walter Donaldson,
Eddie Cantor
How 'Ya Gonna Keep 'Em, Down On The
Farm,
After they've seen Paree?
How 'ya gonna keep 'em, away from Broadway,
Jazzin' aroun' and paintin' the town?
How 'ya gonna keep 'em, away from harm?
That's a mystery;
They'll never want
to see a rake or plow, And who the deuce
can parleyvous a cow?
How 'ya gonna keep 'em Down on the Farm,
After they've seen Paree?
How 'Ya Gonna Keep 'Em, Down On The
Farm,
After they've seen Paree?
How 'ya gonna keep 'em, away from Broadway,
Jazzin' aroun' and paintin' the town?
How 'ya gonna keep 'em, away from harm?
That's a mystery;
Imagine Reuben
when he meets his pa, He'll kiss his
cheek and holler "oo-la-la!"
How 'ya gonna keep 'em Down on the Farm,
After they've seen Paree?