Fascinating Rhythm, You've got me on the go!
Fascinating Rhythm, I'm all a-quiver.
What a mess you're making! The neighbors want to know
Why I'm always shaking just like a fliver.
Each morning I get up with the sun,
To find at night, no work has been done.
I know that once it didn't matter, but now you're doing wrong,
When you start to patter, I'm so unhappy.
Won't you take a day off? Decide to run alone
Somewhere far away off, and make it snappy!
Oh, how I long to be the man I used to be!
Fascinating Rhythm, oh, won't you stop picking on me!