The Egg Sherman Edwards, 1776

Adams:
    It's a masterpiece, I say!
    They will cheer every word, every letter

Jefferson:
    I wish I felt that way
Franklin:
    I believe I can put it better
    Now then attend, as friend to friend
    On our Declaration Committee
    For us I see immortality

All:
    In Philadelphia City
Franklin:
    A farmer, a lawyer, and a sage
    A bit gouty in the leg
    You know it's quite bizarre
    To think that here we are
    Playing midwives to an egg

All:
    We're waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp
    Of an eaglet being born
    We're waiting for the chirp, chirp, chirp
    On this humid Monday morning in this
    Congressional incubator

Franklin:
    God knows the temperature's hot enough
    To hatch a stone, let alone an egg

All:
    We're waiting for the scratch, scratch, scratch
    Of that tiny little fellow
    Waiting for the egg to hatch
    On this humid Monday morning in this
    Congressional incubator

Adams:
    God knows the temperature's hot enough
    To hatch a stone

Jefferson:
    But will it hatch an egg?
Adams:
    The eagle's going to crack the shell
    Of the egg that England laid

All:
    Yes, so we can tell, tell, tell
    On this humid Monday morning in this
    Congressional incubator

Franklin:
    And as just as Tom here has written
    Though the egg may belong to Great Britain,
    The eagle inside belongs to us!

All:
    And as just as Tom here has written
    We say to hell with Great Britain!
    The eagle inside belongs to us!