Crazy Rhythm, here's the doorway,
I'll go my way, you'll go your way,
Crazy Rhythm, from now on we're through.
Here is where we have a showdown,
I'm too high-hat, you're too low-down,
Crazy Rhythm, here's goodbye to you.
They say that when a highbrow meets a lowbrow
Walking along Broadway
Soon the highbrow, he has no brow,
Ain't it a shame, and you're to blame.
What's the use of Prohibition?
You'll produce the same condition,
Crazy Rhythm, I've gone crazy too.