Ballin' the Jack    

First you put your two knees close up tight,
Then you sway 'em to the left, then you sway 'em to the right,
Step around the floor kinda nice and light
Then you twis' around and twis' around with all your might,
Stretch your lovin' arms out straight out in space
Then you do the Eagle Rock with style and grace
Swing your foot way round then bring it back,
Now that's what I call "Ballin' the Jack"!

Sung by Gilda Radner and Dom Delouise (in drag) in Haunted Honeymoon