| Chanukah Song |
Adam Sandler |
Concert Version:
“Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there
and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those
nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we
go...”
Put on your yarmulke, Here comes ChanukahSo much funukah, To celebrate
Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew
You don’t need “Deck The Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”
‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr.Spock- both
Jewish
Put on your yarmulke, It’s time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs, Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew, But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew - he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is - All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz, Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica, It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah, Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah, And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah, Have a happy, happy, happy,
happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah – new concert version
Time to take out those menorahs!, Put on your yarmulke (pronounced “yamaca”)
It’s time for Hanukkah, So much fun-uka, To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town, Without a Christmas tree
Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish, Just like you and me
Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits’ wine
Then spins a dredl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel and flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish and Yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulke, Its time for Chanukah
Two time Oscar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for / Scooby-Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn’t, but now he’s back
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish ‘cuz we’re pretty good In the sack
Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?
No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods, I’m talking about
Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show-biz
Bruce Springsteen isn’t Jewish, but my mother thinks he is
Tell that old harmonica, it’s time to celebrate Hanukkah
It’s not pronounced Chanukkah, The C is silent in Hanukkah
So your your Hooked on Phonic-a, Get drunk in Teawonica
If you really really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah