Why Don’t We Get Drunk?                                                  Jimmy Buffett

 

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I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here,

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Your voice sounds so wonderful but your face don’t look so clear.

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So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew.

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Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw?

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            Why don’t we get drunk and screw? /  I just bought a water bed, It’s filled up for me and you.

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They say you are a snow queen.  Honey, I don’t think that’s true.

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So why don’t we get drunk and screw?

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Yeah now, baby, I said, why don’t we get drunk and screw?