Well I don't know why I came here tonight. / I got a feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair/ and I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me jokers to the right here am I stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you / and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face / losing control, I'm all over the place.
Well, you started off with nothing and you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawling, slap you on the back and say, please, please.
Stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? / I don't think that I can take it anymore.
Stuck in the middle with you, yes I'm stuck in the middle with you